Neko

yrelectricsurgeissweet:

It’s kind of ridiculous that you’re expected to get out of bed EVERY day

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offensiveusername:

sun-shrine:

meowlamae:

I remember when my sister was little she told me she knew how guys have sex. I asked her how and she told me they rub their butts together.

seems legit 

That’s how I do it.

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

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joceln:

canada looks really broken

u ok canada

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